thestudentprincesss:

neny i don’t remember how this wound up being your contact name in my phone but you should know i’ll keep it forever

omg

thestudentprincesss:

neny i don’t remember how this wound up being your contact name in my phone but you should know i’ll keep it forever

omg

DONT CODDLE ME IM A DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING

DONT CODDLE ME IM A DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING

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ladysybil:

I feel so bad i just cut in line because i wasnt paying attention and there was a huge gap because of the hallway and i thought it was the end so i totally cut and didnt realise but once i did i panicked like “im gonna look like an idiot now doing a walk of shame to the back of the line” so now im just standing in line wearing my assholishness for all to see

Ok i feel slightly less bad because im actually about to pass out from lack of food so fuck y’all you can deal with my need to get through this faster than u so i can buy a sandwich

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I feel so bad i just cut in line because i wasnt paying attention and there was a huge gap because of the hallway and i thought it was the end so i totally cut and didnt realise but once i did i panicked like “im gonna look like an idiot now doing a walk of shame to the back of the line” so now im just standing in line wearing my assholishness for all to see

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filed under: #im so awful im sorry

She said no — her story started here. Her whole life she thought she wasn’t wanted, that she didn’t belong, that every family that took her in didn’t want her to stay, didn’t care.  But all that time it was S.H.I.E.L.D. protecting her, looking after her. That’s what she took away from the story — Not the family she’ll never have but the one she’s always had.  Here I am telling her something that could destroy her faith in humanity.  And somehow, she manages to repair a little piece of mine.


countdown to season 2 → left behind (1x07)

"History is written by the survivors. And I am surely that."


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filed under: #reign
westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

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so it is my trophy wife's birthday today, and i didn't have any idea what to get her? except lol i totally did because i'm not a shitty spouse and so i went and made her ships 100% officially canon this is legit you guys try disputing this canon in court

also included is a picture of the two of us it is very real as you can see

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILU SO MUCH


why is delta in particular such a terrible airline with terrible people? like every time i see someone complaining about how their service for flying was awful and the person at the desk was a rude piece of shit it’s always delta? and i mean i definitely believe them going off of first-hand experience, when i was 16 and travelling with my grandmother one time and there were flight delays because of a storm, we were trying to decide whether we should take a chance flying to new york and possibly being stranded out there if we missed our connection, or go back home and transfer to a later flight for a couple days later, and my grandma asked me, “what do you think?” while we were standing by the help desk, and immediately this 40-something year old man (who deserved to be eaten by fire ants) asks me, “how old are you?!” and when I replied, “16,” he looked at my grandma incredulously and said, right in front of me, “You’re asking HER what to do?” and i was just too shocked to say anything in response

anyway the point of this story is don’t fly delta because apparently their only job requirements are “be a complete asshole.” 


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Anonymous asked, "#peter pan is one of the most sinister characters in children's literature and you will never convince me otherwise

can you explain why?"

queerpotters:

  • sneaks into people’s bedrooms in the middle of the night
  • literally steals children and spirits them away
  • supposedly all of these children are ”lost” and fell out of their prams and whatnot but he also happily absconded with wendy, michael and john who were not even a little bit lost 
  • chopped a man’s hand off and fed it to a crocodile nbd
  • (peter is supposed to be a child can we bear this in mind) 
  • at the end when he rescues the lost boys et al he sneaks onto the jolly roger and slaughters ten pirates before they even realise he’s there
  • boy is a stone cold killer yo
  • and slightly just keeps a running verbal tally through all of it like those children are so unfazed by Peter Pan, Killing Machine
  • and a couple of quotes from the text to top it all off: 
  • and when [the lost boys] seem to be growing up, which is against the rules, Peter thins them out;
  • peter thins them out
  • okay
  • and my personal favourite: 
  • He often went out alone, and when he came back you were never absolutely certain whether he had had an adventure or not. He might have forgotten it so completely that he said nothing about it; and then when you went out you found the body;
  • THEN WHEN YOU WENT OUT YOU FOUND THE BODY
  • ?????????????????????????

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intoasylum:

pretty little liars | text posts


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gavin: [screaming]

neny. lover of television, anne boleyn, and troian bellisario. current tv production student, future carol danvers of the marvel cinematic universe. sarcastic, unfeeling, queer. cosima niehaus is bisexual.

i have an emma swan problem

phantoms in my opera house

am i over sybil crawley yet?

    
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