don’t know why i thought i could try a product with melatonin in it to help me sleep. guess i thought since it was diluted i wouldn’t have such an adverse reaction to it. nope. synthetic melatonin still sends me into cataclysmic nightmare land. good to know.
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
I REMEMBER THIS!
2001 was an eventful year
Part of me is starting to get real annoyed with femslash fan fic where one of the main characters is all, “But I’ve always liked men! How can I suddenly be a lesbian?!” I’d love to see more fic where it’s okay to like both. Bisexuality is real! Let’s have some more bi characters in our fics! It’s okay if the girl gets the girl in the end, but she doesn’t always have to be on an extreme end of the sexuality spectrum.
so when i was a kid the no child left behind act became a thing and it was a big news thing obviously but it came right after a local news story came out about a kid who fell asleep in her school bus and the driver didn’t pay attention and he locked the bus up and left her in there so for years i thought that no child left behind was a law against bus drivers leaving their children
angiemontgomery replied to your post “so i went to simultaneously the best and worst bookstore in the world…”
there’s a half price books fairly close to my college and a couple days i went there just to check it out and i ended up spending 30 dollars
damn you have more self control than me i spent 60
tumblr literally gave me a recommended post from someone that said “hello” and was tagged “lmao”. that’s it. that was the recommended post. fuck this website.
i t s y b i t s y s p i d e r …Marvel Fancast: Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker, Tatiana Maslany as Jessica Drew, Donald Glover as Miles Morales, Diane Guerrero as Anya Corazon
For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological Order: The most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]
Reblog the fuck out of this
ok but logically why does freddy’s even need a security guard. pretty sure that the animatronic creeps have it covered. any intruder/burglar is probably gonna get stuffed inside a motorized casing.